We hope you liked our funny, sexy birthday poem because this time, we're giving you some sexy birthday wishes and quotes which are also amusing and funny.
Perfect to use for the birthday of your love and always effective since they have birthday humor. Enjoy!
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs. Happy birthday!"
"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. So let's just drink and celebrate your birthday!"
"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Regardless of the answer, you're still getting older, so happy birthday!"
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." - Bette Midler
"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." - Mae West
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." - William Shakespeare
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead
"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet." - Saint Augustine
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Love On Your Birthday
No candles
No cakes
Only love
Lots of bedroom love
On your birthday
No surprises
No gifts
Only love
So let's make love
On your birthday
No cakes
Only love
Lots of bedroom love
On your birthday
No surprises
No gifts
Only love
So let's make love
On your birthday
Funny Happy Birthday Poem
Happy Bonking Day,
Already I've given a clue
Here's another...
Wear your birthday suit
Guess what present I've got for you
Enjoy, Birthday Boy
Already I've given a clue
Here's another...
Wear your birthday suit
Guess what present I've got for you
Enjoy, Birthday Boy
A Funny Sexy Birthday Poem
I'd like to scuttle your puttle
Spiddle your paddle
Tickle your wickle
And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string
Brundle your strundle
And frondle your ding
Happy Birthday
Spiddle your paddle
Tickle your wickle
And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string
Brundle your strundle
And frondle your ding
Happy Birthday
Birthday Love For Wife
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