Sexy Birthday Quotes and Wishes

We hope you liked our funny, sexy birthday poem because this time, we're giving you some sexy birthday wishes and quotes which are also amusing and funny.

Perfect to use for the birthday of your love and always effective since they have birthday humor. Enjoy!

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs. Happy birthday!"

"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. So let's just drink and celebrate your birthday!"

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Regardless of the answer, you're still getting older, so happy birthday!"

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips

"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." - Bette Midler

"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." - Mae West

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." - William Shakespeare

"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead

"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet." - Saint Augustine

Happy Birthday Sweetie Graphics

In today's time of social media, we now have a lot more places to greet the ones we love a happy birthday. And for our dearest sweety, here are some happy birthday sweetie graphics which you can use to post on their Facebook, MySpace and even Friendster walls.

I hope you enjoy them. Feel free to download the image graphics and use them anywhere. And of course, please greet your sweetie a happy birthday for me.

A Birthday Poem For The Mother That You Love

Whether it's Mother's Day or your Mother's Birthday. Show your love with this simple but heartfelt poem.

Mother Birthday Love Poem

May this very special day
Overflow with peace and love
Thank God for the mercy and grace
His wonders work in many ways

Each life has been blessed by your touch
And makes us persevere,
The obedience and commitment to God
To be of open heart and mind, and be dear.

The enormous strength that you possess
A servant for us that you lovingly do,
Reverence Him who is that you’re made
Ever loving and faithful, so very ever true.

I enjoy and celebrate this moment
And reminisce the years ago,
We cherish you more than you will ever know.
Dear Mother, Happy Birthday.