We hope you liked our funny, sexy birthday poem because this time, we're giving you some sexy birthday wishes and quotes which are also amusing and funny.
Perfect to use for the birthday of your love and always effective since they have birthday humor. Enjoy!
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs. Happy birthday!"
"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. So let's just drink and celebrate your birthday!"
"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Regardless of the answer, you're still getting older, so happy birthday!"
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." - Bette Midler
"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." - Mae West
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." - William Shakespeare
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead
"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet." - Saint Augustine
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Birthday Love Wishes Free For You
It's the birthday of your loved ones and along with your gift, why don't you send these birthday love wishes too. They're free and thoughtful and taken as a quote from famous people.
Free birthday love wishes and quotes:
We turn not older with years but newer every day. - Emily Dickinson
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - Les Brown
Free birthday love wishes and quotes:
We turn not older with years but newer every day. - Emily Dickinson
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - Les Brown
Free Birthday Wish Messages
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity"
By Tom Stoppard
"Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come"
By Lucy Larcom
"Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year"
By Anonymous
By Tom Stoppard
"Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come"
By Lucy Larcom
"Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year"
By Anonymous
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Birthday Wishes, Birthday Love Qutoes
"From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye"
By William Butler Yeats
"May you live all the days of your life."
By Jonathan Swift
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime"
By John P. Grier
By William Butler Yeats
"May you live all the days of your life."
By Jonathan Swift
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime"
By John P. Grier
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Funny and Serious Birthday Quotes
"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds"
By Buddha
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"
By Lucile Ball
"No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday"
By Jerry Dennis
By Buddha
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"
By Lucile Ball
"No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday"
By Jerry Dennis
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Inspirational Birthday Quotes
"Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words"
By Plautus
"The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me"
By Christina Georgina Rossetti
"May you live all the days of your life"
By Jonathan Swift
By Plautus
"The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me"
By Christina Georgina Rossetti
"May you live all the days of your life"
By Jonathan Swift
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Free Birthday Quotes
"It is better to wear out than to rust out"
By Richard Cumberland
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
By Oprah Winfrey
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"
By Abraham Lincoln
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By Richard Cumberland
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
By Oprah Winfrey
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"
By Abraham Lincoln
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Birthday Love Qoutes and Wishes
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
Many many happy returns of the day
It's another day 4 u. God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
Some like sunday some like monday, but I like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. Wish you happy birthday.
I may be watching the ufc 115 live stream, but it's you that's always in my dream. Happy birthday my love.
Many many happy returns of the day
It's another day 4 u. God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
Some like sunday some like monday, but I like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. Wish you happy birthday.
I may be watching the ufc 115 live stream, but it's you that's always in my dream. Happy birthday my love.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!
Many many happy returns of the day
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,
Some like Sunday some like Monday, but i like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday.
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Many many happy returns of the day
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,
Some like Sunday some like Monday, but i like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday.
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Funny Quotes For Saying Happy Birthday
"It's your birthday, another year down the drain!"
"Middle age is showing your age around your middle."
"The only birthday's more special than this one are the ones to come."
"The best way to grow old is to start young!"
"Your only as old as you feel, be sure and feel someone young!"
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"Middle age is showing your age around your middle."
"The only birthday's more special than this one are the ones to come."
"The best way to grow old is to start young!"
"Your only as old as you feel, be sure and feel someone young!"
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Birthday Quotes
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
It takes a long time to grow young.
You know you're old when you're watching the Pacquiao vs Clottey live stream online.
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
You're old when you're upset when your sports idol gets defeated.
If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
It takes a long time to grow young.
You know you're old when you're watching the Pacquiao vs Clottey live stream online.
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
You're old when you're upset when your sports idol gets defeated.
If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
Valentine's Love Quotes
Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
-Moulin Rouge
Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
-G. Moore
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be... if you'll be my baby.
Savage Garden song
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
-Alexandrea to Nicholas III
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
-John Keats
I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
-Shirley Bassey
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
-Elizabeth Bowen
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
-Unforgettable with Love by Natalie Cole
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
-Percy Bysshe Shelly
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
-Mae West
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-Moulin Rouge
Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
-G. Moore
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be... if you'll be my baby.
Savage Garden song
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
-Alexandrea to Nicholas III
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
-John Keats
I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
-Shirley Bassey
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
-Elizabeth Bowen
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
-Unforgettable with Love by Natalie Cole
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
-Percy Bysshe Shelly
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
-Mae West
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New Year Quotes and Messages
* New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain
* Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
* New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. - Mark Twain
* The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P. J. O'Rourke
* Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average... which means, you have met your New Year's resolution. - Jay Leno
* Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate
* An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan
* Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. - Anonymous
* May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
* I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. - Anais Nin
* Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
* I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. - Robert Paul
* A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. - Anonymous
* From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
* The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. - Michael Altshuler
* Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden
* It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas
* People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. – Anonymous
* The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. - W.H. Auden
* A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Anonymous
* New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
* It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. - P. J. O'Rourke
* Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? - Ogden Nash
* Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
* Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
* New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. - Mark Twain
* The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P. J. O'Rourke
* Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average... which means, you have met your New Year's resolution. - Jay Leno
* Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate
* An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan
* Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. - Anonymous
* May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
* I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. - Anais Nin
* Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
* I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. - Robert Paul
* A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. - Anonymous
* From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
* The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. - Michael Altshuler
* Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden
* It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas
* People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. – Anonymous
* The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. - W.H. Auden
* A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Anonymous
* New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
* It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. - P. J. O'Rourke
* Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? - Ogden Nash
* Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Merry Christmas Text Messages and SMS
Some Christmas text messages and Christmas SMS you can send to your loved ones this holiday season.
A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the way. Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today. Merry Christmas!
May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Do you know what Christmas is? It’s simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!
I wish U Lovely X-mas. I wish U Favorable days. I wish U Enjoyable moments. U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life’s true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!
Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!
C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!
I’ve already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance – a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season!
A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the way. Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today. Merry Christmas!
May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Do you know what Christmas is? It’s simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!
I wish U Lovely X-mas. I wish U Favorable days. I wish U Enjoyable moments. U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life’s true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!
Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!
C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!
I’ve already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance – a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season!
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Funny Birthday Quotes
Sharing some funny birthday quotes, as contributed by UFC 107 live stream online.
"My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ... Lord-only-knows"
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ... Lord-only-knows"
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
Birthday Love Quotes Batch 5
I thank your parents for giving me the person that will make me happy I was born myself.
Happy birthday to the one I love with all my heart and soul.
No love can ever replace the one I feel for you. I thank you for coming into my life. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the one I love with all my heart and soul.
No love can ever replace the one I feel for you. I thank you for coming into my life. Happy birthday!
Birthday Love Quotes Batch 4
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
Birthday Love Quotes Batch 3
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Funny Birthday Love Quotes
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Birthday Love Wishes & Quotes Batch 2
Enjoy these birthday love wishes and also funny birthday love quotes that you can put in a note to wish your loved one a happy birthday on his or her special day:
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
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