We hope you liked our funny, sexy birthday poem because this time, we're giving you some sexy birthday wishes and quotes which are also amusing and funny.
Perfect to use for the birthday of your love and always effective since they have birthday humor. Enjoy!
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than motorcycle gangs. Happy birthday!"
"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. So let's just drink and celebrate your birthday!"
"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Regardless of the answer, you're still getting older, so happy birthday!"
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." - Emo Phillips
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." - Bette Midler
"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." - Mae West
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." - William Shakespeare
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead
"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet." - Saint Augustine