Funny Birthday Quotes

Sharing some funny birthday quotes, as contributed by UFC 107 live stream online.

"My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ... Lord-only-knows"

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."

"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."

"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."